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Hi and welcome to The Hanson Café! How many persons for a table? Do you prefer having a table of your own, or would you like to share a table with one of the Hanson brothers? Or maybe even with all three of them? Have a cup of coffee or tea, and have some snacks on me, the Manager, while you’re here… All you need is a computer, a keyboard (NOT the type Taylor plays, mind you!), a mouse (make sure it’s a dead one) and your imagination to dine with the talented trio. The Café’s Manager hopes that you will enjoy your meal and the friendly atmosphere at the Café. Thank you for choosing to dine at The Hanson Café. Have a nice day and please come back soon! And when you’re done filling your stomach (and brains with Hanson knowledge), kindly sign the Café’s Comments Book. 
If you don’t want to wander aimlessly around the Café, let me show you around. As you can see, there are a few sections in the Café. Simply go to them by clicking on the icons on the left hand side. I’ll go through each of them briefly so you can get an idea of what holds beneath those icons. Hey that last line sounds kinda mysterious...
Latest Hanson News- Here you can find the updates on the Hanson brothers and find out whether they’ll be performing in your state. This section will be updated frequently depending on whether I have the time or not. So, if some of the dates have gone past some time ago or I missed any appearances out, I apologize and I deeply regret if any inconvenience is caused.
What’s New At The Hanson Café- Check out all the latest stuff that has been added to The Hanson Café since your last visit.
The Jukebox- Dunk a coin into the ancient jukebox, kick off your shoes and get on the floor! Bop along to Hanson songs and sing along to their songs here. Album art and song by song analyses can also be found here.
About The Hanson Café- If you want to find out when The Hanson Café was built and why, here’s the place for you. Here, you can know what inspired the Manager to start the café you’re in right now.
About the Manager- Aah, me! Frankly, I think I’m kinda interesting once you really know me. (Dammit, down, ego, down! DOWN!) Well, if you’re wondering who the person behind this Café is and who runs it, you should go to this section right away.
Hate Hanson?- The Hanson Café is fully (well, almost!) equipped with all sorts of necessary facilities to suit your needs. However, the Manager is aware that some customers might not enjoy Hanson, or even try to ruin the Café’s reputation of ‘We-love-Hanson’. I must remind you that the purpose this Café was built is to please and satisfy the hearts of Hanson fans, not Hanson haters. But still, I have come up with a decision to build an ‘I-Hate-Hanson Café’ specially for the haters. Go to that peculiar Café by clicking on the icon.
Ike’s Table- Like the thought of sharing a drink with Isaac Hanson at a fancy restaurant while exchanging thoughts? With the romantic atmosphere and Isaac by your side, what else could be better? For Ike Hanson lovers, look no further, here’s the section you’ve been searching for.
Tay’s Table- Now we’re talking! If you love Taylor Hanson and would just die to stare into his sparkling blue eyes, this section is definitely for you. Here you will get to experience dining with the cute Hanson singer, and you would feel like you were really sharing the table with him! (No guarantees though, if you don’t have a good imagination, please don’t come screaming after me with a butcher’s knife in your hands)
Zac’s Table- Have you ever caught yourself dreaming of the day you would stare into Zac Hanson’s brown eyes? You would be able to do just that when you visit this section. Let your imagination go wild as you share a bowl of Jell-O with the hyperactive drummer.
Share The Table With Hanson- Why choose to dine with only one Hanson when you can enjoy the company of all three at one time? Imagine laughing along with the talented brothers while sipping Coke. (Don’t choke on that ice dear! Oh my God, there’s some brown stuff coming out of your nose!)
Your Table- Gotten sick of dining with the three Hansons? Then have a table of your own, for crying out loud! Spoil yourself with all sorts of yummy food and forget all about watching your figure for a few minutes or hours if you wish.
Drinks- Fancy having a glass of chilled lemonade, or seizing the opportunity to have some alcohol without your parents freaking out? Then get your booty over to this section immediately.
Food- Ah, what a wonderful word. Don’t starve yourself darling, feed yourself! Here you can see all the food The Hanson Café offers. You can decide what to munch on and then only choose which Hanson brother to share the table with.
Some Light Reading While You Dine?- Bored of just talking and no reading? Come on over to this section and check out the coolest Hanson stories and stuff you’ve never read before. Here are a collection of Hanson fiction, all written by me, the Manager of the Café.
You can scream, "You love me! You really love me!"- Think your website is cool enough to win The Hanson Café's award? If I happen to like your page, you'll be hanging the Café's award on your website's wall before you can yell "MMMBop!"
Contact The Manager- Comments? Complains? Express it all in the Comments Book. But if you’re still too overjoyed about the page, or still feeling pissed off about it, email me!
Acknowledgements- Are you among the ones who the Manager gives thanks to? Find out here, as I give my grateful thank yous to those who have helped me along the way.
And without much further ado, let us dine! Bon appetit!
Note: At Ike's Table, Tay's Table, Zac's Table, Share The Table With Hanson Disclaimer: I am NOT Hanson, I am NOT related to Hanson, I do NOT know how dining with Hanson would be like , and no, I do NOT run a real restaurant (ha ha)
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